'Tuck' Watch-kins

Two soap hunks will be appearing on FX's upcoming fourth season of "Nip/Tuck."

First, Y&R's Thad Luckinbill will guest star as a young man who sugar daddy (Richard Chamberlain) wants to nip/tuck him into his own spitting image. Why anyone would want to change Thad's looks is beyond me, but whatever...

Also, B&B has bumped the studly Mario Lopez to recurring status (after never giving him anything to do in the first place...honestly, Brad Bell, what was the point?). Mario's first post-B&B gig will indeed be a homoerotic guest spot on "Nip/Tuck." Skinning seems to be a sure thing.