Friday, December 24

Zagorski returns to OLTL, and forgets his clothes again

OLTL must have been pleased with model Maxwell Zagorski's one-day stint as an art class hunk, because he was recently brought back for a follow-up strip-down. Hopefully the hunk-a-licious Zagorski is a long lost Ford brother so he can start appearing shirt-free in Llanview full-time!

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Wednesday, December 15

Gregory wins 5 Soaphunks.net Awards as OLTL leads way

In an overall strong showing for ABC's One Life to Live, newcomer David A. Gregory won five awards, including Best Hunk, when the 12th Annual Soaphunks.net Awards were announced live Wednesday.

It's only the second time that a soap freshman has won the site's top award, following co-star his Mark Lawson's 2008 feat. Gregory also converted wins for Hunkiest Newcomer, Best Torso, Best Pecs, and Best Butt.

Hearing about his wins, Gregory offered his Facebook followers thanks and indicated he was grateful to his fans and quite flattered. His five wins tied the record for most wins in a single year. 

OLTL won for the second time as Hunkiest Soap, and Gregory's on-screen brother--fellow newcomer Nicolas Robuck--won Best Face. David Fumero, a two-time Best Hunk winner himself, won his first Soaphunks.net Award in six years with a victory for Best Arms. The win marked Fumero's seventh career win.

Last year's Best Hunk winner, B&B's Brandon Beemer, registered two more trophies for Best Abs and Best Eyes. Those are his fifth consecutive wins in both categories, and they put him in first place all-time for career wins, with 15. DAYS' James Scott, the winner for Best Voice, is right behind with 14 career wins.

GH's Steve Burton won Best Hunk Over 40 in his first year of eligibility, while former co-star Greg Vaughan achieved the night's most dominant win as Most Missed Soap Hunk, with over 45% of the vote in that race.

Other winners: DAYS' Shawn Christian (Most Shamefully Clothed) and Eric Martsolf (Best Smile) and B&B's Zack Conroy (Best Hair).

Voters continued the drought for GH's Tyler Christopher, who now is 0-for-13.

Complete voting results can be viewed at the Soaphunks.net Award archive.

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Friday, December 3

The 12th Annual Soaphunks.net Awards Roundtable!

The ballot for the 12th Annual Soaphunks.net Awards has just made its debut, and as has become tradition, three of my site's contributors (Jason, DC, and Soapgal) held their annual roundtable in which they discussed the nominations, explained why certain nominees got their votes, and predicted the winners in each race. We'll see how smart they were on Wednesday, December 15, when the winners are revealed live at soaphunks.net/chat at 10pm ET/7pm ET.

If you haven't voted yet, please do so at soaphunks.net/vote by Dec. 8. Hencewith, the transcript of their online meeting:


Jason: Hard to believe it's that time of year again.
Soapgal: I know.
Jason: What do you think of this year's nominations overall?
DC: Overall, they were pretty good. A few snubs (where was Dominic Zamprogna?) but I can't complain.
The nominees were very worthy in most cases.
Jason: I know some are upset that Galen Gering is nowhere to be found.
Soapgal: Eh, Galen doesn't do it for me, so that didn't bother me.
Jason: And Galen's been rewarded plenty in previous years.
Soapgal: I thought I would be mad that Mark Lawson didn't get Best Hunk, but I'm ok with it.
DC: I was actually okay with that, too. I feel he would have lost to the competition anyway.

Jason: So, whose face did you feel was the finest? Chandler Massey for me.
DC: I mentioned that I just voted tonight, and I gave my vote to Nic Robuck. I was actually swayed by the evidence. He's a cutie I totally went in thinking Massey or Thad Luckinbill, but then my mind got changed.
Jason: All good choices in this category, in my opinion. Okay, face for Ms. Soapgal?
Soapgal: Robuck as well.
DC: I think Chandler Massey will win.
Jason: I do, too.
Soapgal: Me too.
DC: He's so cute, and DAYS is very popular.

BEST FACEWHO SHOULD WINWHO WILL WIN
JasonChandler MasseyChandler Massey
DCNicolas RobuckChandler Massey
SoapgalNicolas RobuckChandler Massey


Jason: Whose peepers are prettiest to you?
DC: This was no contest for me. I went with Mark Lawson!
Soapgal: No question.
DC: His blue eyes draw me in every time I see him.
Jason: The evidence swayed me here.  I went with Michael Muhney. I figured it would be a contest between Lawson and Martsolf for me.
DC: Cool. The evidence is doing its job.
Jason: And who will walk away a winner?
DC: This is tough to call I think
Soapgal: Eric Martsolf.
Jason: I think Martsolf as well.
DC: Burton & Martsolf are both very popular. Beemer's peepers are also quite nice, but I'll go with Martsolf.

BEST EYESWHO SHOULD WINWHO WILL WIN
JasonMichael MuhneyEric Martsolf
DCMark LawsonEric Martsolf
SoapgalMark LawsonEric Martsolf


Jason: Most vivacious voice? I went with Martsolf.  Love the video clip for him. But I know James Scott will win.
DC: I voted for the MAN himself, James Scott. You can't escape the sexiness of his British tongue!
Soapgal: Yeah, I vote Martsolf, but I'm sure James Scott will win.
DC: I agree!

BEST VOICEWHO SHOULD WINWHO WILL WIN
JasonEric MartsolfJames Scott
DCJames ScottJames Scott
SoapgalEric MartsolfJames Scott


Jason: Most scintillating smile? Martsolf got my vote once again. I LOVE his smile.
DC: I went with another DAYS hunk, Chandler Massey. He's got an infectious grin that I really like.
Soapgal: I vote Martsolf.
Jason: Since this is his only category, though, I think Zamprogna will win.
DC: I also wouldn't be surprised if Zamprogna took it. I say he will.
Soapgal: I guess you're right. The DAYS votes probably will be split.

BEST SMILEWHO SHOULD WINWHO WILL WIN
JasonEric MartsolfDominic Zamprogna
DCChandler MasseyDominic Zamprogna
SoapgalEric MartsolfDominic Zamprogna


Jason: Whose hair is hottest to you?
DC: I voted for John-Paul Lavoisier. I am a sucker for a good blonde I think it made him stand out from the competition.
Jason: I struggled with this one, but I love JPL's haircut, so I went with him as well.
Soapgal: I would go with him, too.
Jason: I think Barash will win, however.
Soapgal: Yeah, I think so, too.
DC: Given GH's popularity, he may, but I am going to stick with Lavoisier as the winner here.

BEST HAIRWHO SHOULD WINWHO WILL WIN
JasonJohn-Paul LavoisierBrandon Barash
DCJohn-Paul LavoisierJohn-Paul Lavoisier
SoapgalJohn-Paul LavoisierBrandon Barash


Jason: Let's move on with the body categories.  Whose arms are most awesome, in your opinion?
DC: This is another one where I was completely swayed by the evidence. I voted for David Fumero! Though it wasn't hard to pick someone from OLTL.
Soapgal: I would love to throw Max Tapper a vote, but I can't abandon Mark Lawson.
Jason: We all went with someone different here.  I had to go with David A. Gregory. As he says in his Best Hunk clip, "All steel!"
Soapgal: (Laughs)
DC: OLTL certainly can be known as "The Gun Show."
Jason: I think Lawson will win here, however.
Soapgal: I sure hope so.
DC: Hard to pick a winner here but GH has a lot of voters out there. I wouldn't be surprised if Tyler Christopher pulled an upset over OLTL's hunk muscle. In the end, I'll say Mark Lawson will take it though.
Jason: It would be Christopher's first win ever, if that happens.
Soapgal: I just had that thought, too. Maybe this is Soapy's way of finally getting Tyler a win.
Jason: Christopher is the Susan Lucci of this contest right now.

BEST ARMSWHO SHOULD WINWHO WILL WIN
JasonDavid A. GregoryMark Lawson
DCDavid FumeroMark Lawson
SoapgalMark LawsonTyler Christopher


Jason: So, which butt is most bootylicious? Brandon Beemer for me.
DC: I went with what was clearly the most patriotic butt of the bunch, David Gregory!
Jason: I hope you saluted.
DC: Proud to be an American!
Jason: God Bless the USA!
DC: Mr. Magnussen is the only one of the nominees who gave a bare look at his rear this year.
Soapgal: Really? Billy Magnussen for me.
Jason: Oh, his bare butt swayed you, huh? I think Beemer will win.
DC: I think David A. Gregory will take this one.
Soapgal: I'm going with Beemer, too.

BEST BUTTWHO SHOULD WINWHO WILL WIN
JasonBrandon BeemerBrandon Beemer
DCDavid A. GregoryDavid A. Gregory
SoapgalBilly MagnussenBrandon Beemer


Jason: Who's ABS-solutely gorgeous, in your opinion?
Soapgal: Obvi! [Mark Lawson]
DC: I voted for....Brandon Beemer. I think his abs are killer!
Jason: I voted for...the man whose washboard does all the laundry in Llanview: David A. Gregory.
I predict that David A. Gregory will win this category, too.
DC: I think this will go Beemer's way.
Soapgal: I say Beemer, too.

BEST ABSWHO SHOULD WINWHO WILL WIN
JasonDavid A. GregoryDavid A. Gregory
DCBrandon BeemerBrandon Beemer
SoapgalMark LawsonBrandon Beemer


Jason: What about the man boobs?  Who has the most pectacular ones?
Soapgal: Eric Martsolf.
DC: I went with the newcomer Chandler Massey.
Jason: I did also, DC. When his headlights were uncovered for the first time on DAYS, I was mesmerized.
Jason: I think Martsolf will win, though.
DC: I think Chandler Massey may take this one. A real upset!
Soapgal: Wow, that would be an upset! I'll say Martsolf, though.

BEST PECSWHO SHOULD WINWHO WILL WIN
JasonChandler MasseyEric Martsolf
DCChandler MasseyChandler Massey
SoapgalEric MartsolfEric Martsolf


Jason: A new name for this next category, to avoid confusion. Best Torso?
DC: Yes, everything form the neck to the waist I voted for Mark Lawson, who has always been the total package to me. Though I won't be surprised if Mark comes in 5th place, given the competition.
Jason: I liked all the guys here. In the end, I had to go with Brandon Barash. 
Soapgal: Once again, obvi!
DC: Translation: Mark Lawson for Soapgal!
Jason: Since James Scott is in this category, I'd be shocked if he didn't win, however.
DC: I think the king of DAYS, James Scott, will win. He was actually on my radar in this category. He has a very sexy torso.
Soapgal: I think James will win, too, and it will be a worthy win.

BEST CHESTWHO SHOULD WINWHO WILL WIN
JasonBrandon BarashJames Scott
DCMark LawsonJames Scott
SoapgalMark LawsonJames Scott


Jason: So, who didn't take off their shirt enough for you?
Soapgal: Jason Cook, I guess. This category is always a bit ho-hum for me.
DC: I voted for Jason Cook as well.
Jason: I had to go with Shawn Christian here.  He's so popular, and I don't remember seeing him without his shirt much this year.
Soapgal: Yeah, he'll probably win.
Jason: Yep, I think he will, too.
DC: I won't be surprised to see Shawn Christian win. He should be shirtless more often, as should all these guys!

MOST SHAMEFULLY CLOTHEDWHO SHOULD WINWHO WILL WIN
JasonShawn ChristianShawn Christian
DCJason CookShawn Christian
SoapgalJason CookShawn Christian


Jason: Hunkiest Newcomer?
DC: No shock here from me: Chandler Massey.
Soapgal: Nicolas Robuck for me.
Jason: No shock from me either: David A. Gregory. I think David A. Gregory will win, too.
DC: I think the Fords will split the OLTL vote and the DAYS army will push Chandler to victory.
Soapgal: Yep, me too.

HUNKIEST NEWCOMERWHO SHOULD WINWHO WILL WIN
JasonDavid A. GregoryDavid A. Gregory
DCChandler MasseyChandler Massey
SoapgalNicolas RobuckChandler Massey


Jason: And who do you miss the most?
DC: Easy question...Aiden Turner.
Jason: For me, this category is obvi: Greg Vaughan.
Soapgal: Hate to sound redundant, but, obvi!
DC: She meant Aiden, of course.
Jason: I won't be surprised if Justin Hartley wins, though. He’s super popular from his work on Smallville.
Soapgal: Yeah, he seems to be the most visible of the nominees.
DC: I think Justin will win as well.

MOST MISSED SOAP HUNKWHO SHOULD WINWHO WILL WIN
JasonGreg VaughanJustin Hartley
DCAiden TurnerJustin Hartley
SoapgalAiden TurnerJustin Hartley


Jason: And the more distinguished gentlemen?  Which over 40 hunk is the hottest for you? Scott Reeves got my vote.
DC: I went with Shawn Christian. He's hunky beyond his years!
Soapgal: Tuc Watkins for me.
Jason: I wonder if voters will make Soapy happy and give the win to Don Diamont.
DC: Doubtful. When have voters ever cared about pleasing our site master?
Soapgal: Yeah, I don't see it.
Jason: Good point. Shawn Christian for the win.
Soapgal: Yeah, I bet he'll win, too.
DC: I think Shawn Christian will win it, though Scott Reeves & the GH posse could provide a potential upset.

BEST HUNK OVER 40WHO SHOULD WINWHO WILL WIN
JasonScott ReevesShawn Christian
DCShawn ChristianShawn Christian
SoapgalTuc WatkinsShawn Christian


Jason: So, which soap has the most hunks per capita? OLTL for me, no contest.
Soapgal: OLTL here, too.
DC: They may not have the most hunks, but DAYS gets my vote for having the most quality hunks and a variety of them as well.
Jason: DAYS will likely win, I think.
DC: I think DAYS will take this one also.
Soapgal: Definitely.

HUNKIEST SOAPWHO SHOULD WINWHO WILL WIN
JasonOne Life to LiveDays of Our Lives
DCDays of Our LivesDays of Our Lives
SoapgalOne Life to LiveDays of Our Lives


Jason: And now for the big one......drumroll please....Best Hunk!
DC: My vote went to David A. Gregory.
Soapgal: This is a tough one for me. I think I'll go with David Fumero, although I bet he'll come in last place.
DC: I have that same feeling, Soapgal.
Jason: I had the toughest time on this one. The "For Your Consideration" videos are all so good. I had to go with David A. Gregory, though. And I think Gregory will win, too.
DC: If there's any justice in this contest, David A. Gregory will win. Not only does he have an amazing all-around body, I don't think anyone on daytime, even Mr. Beemer, has been so generous with skin this year and in a variety of ways, than David A. Gregory.
Jason: Well said, DC.
Soapgal: That's true. OLTL has saved a bundle on his clothing.
Jason: Are you agreeing with our prediction?
Soapgal: No, I'm thinking Eric Martsolf will take it.
Jason: Interesting.

BEST HUNKWHO SHOULD WINWHO WILL WIN
JasonDavid A. GregoryDavid A. Gregory
DCDavid A. GregoryDavid A. Gregory
SoapgalDavid FumeroEric Martsolf


Jason: We didn't all three agree on too many categories this year. It will definitely be interesting to see what happens when Soapy announces the winners on December 15th.
DC: I think that means there's lots of worthy nominees!
Soapgal: Yeah, at the risk of complimenting Soapy, I think he did a good job of mixing it up this year.
Jason: I agree. Always fun debating with you guys. Thanks!
Soapgal: Same here.
DC: It was fun as always.

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Santa stuffs our stockings

We must have been very good this year because Santa's rewarding us with a treat: three Fords! That's right, check out SoapNet's new version of "Santa Baby," featuring the vocal talents of the ladies of Llanview and the eye candy of the Brothers Ford: OLTL's gorgeous trio of David A. Gregory, Nicolas Robuck, and Lenny Platt. Just hurry down the chimney tonight!

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Don't lecture Duhamel about his device

Even soap hunks have difficulties flying. TMZ is reporting that AMC-grad Josh Duhamel was kicked off of a flight headed from NYC to Kentucky. Despite repeated requests from a male flight attendant, Duhamel refused to turn off his BlackBerry before takeoff.

Upon the attendant's third request to power down his device, Duhamel reportedly laughed. At that point, the still-grounded plane left the runway and headed back to the gate, where two officers escorted Duhamel off the vessel. The already delayed flight was put further behind schedule, due to Duhamel's antics, angering other passengers.

A rep for the actor told TMZ that Duhamel was simply texting about his flight being delayed. "He's sorry," the rep added. Maybe Duhamel just needs a little shirtless time on a soap to put him in a better mood.

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